2023 The Bucket Kickers

THE BUCKET KICKERS

Morgue Owner - Morty the Mortician

OVERVIEW

Youngest Oldest Average Age Score Potential
Demi Lovato (30) Lily Tomlin (83) 70.2 596

CELEBRITIES

Name Known For? Birthdate Current Age Score Potential Status
Val Kilmer Iceman will be your Huckleberry 12/31/1959 63 37
Kylie Minogue Australian Princess of Pop 5/28/1968 55 45
Martina Navratilova The white, gay Venus Williams 10/18/1956 67 33
Mick Mars The healthiest member of Motley Crue 5/4/1951 72 28
Bruce Willis "Yippee kayay, mother fucker" 3/19/1955 68 32
Dikembe Mutombo 1st round pick of the Denver Nuggets in 1991 6/25/1966 57 43
Linda Ronstadt Used to bang Jerry Brown 7/15/1946 77 23
Name Known For? Birthdate Current Age Score Potential Status
Tina Turner Ike always said that she could take a punch 11/26/1939 83 17

5/24/2023

David Crosby Donated sperm to Melissa Etheridge 8/14/1941 81 19

1/19/2023

Jimmie Walker "DYN-O-MITE!!!" 6/25/1947 76 24
Brian Wilson Reclusive Beach Boy 6/20/1942 81 19
Kareem Abdul-Jabbar Managed to party with Magic Johnson and didn't get HIV 4/16/1947 76 24
Joan Lunden Her real last name is Blunden. Really! 9/19/1950 73 27
Ringo Starr Pete Best will be pissed if Ringo is the last Beatle 7/7/1940 83 17
Name Known For? Birthdate Current Age Score Potential Status
Robert Klein Funnier Richard Lewis 2/8/1942 81 19
Lily Tomlin Iconic comic 9/1/1939 84 16
Demi Lovato Nick's dream girl 8/20/1992 31 69
Jimmy Page Black Dog and dating someone young enough to be his grand daughter 1/9/1944 79 21
Michael C. Hall Dexter 2/1/1971 52 48
Richard Roundtree The first black action hero 7/9/1942 81 19

10/24/2023

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